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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2004|07:31 am]
its been awhile- this journal is going to be kept only
to comment and read your journals.

its been fun.

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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2004|06:45 pm]
Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an
abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the answer
for this one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis
a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the
answer.




Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolf Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion
question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.

Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

and in case you never saw this one......

Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year

Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?




It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the
rest of us in line.

Post this in your L.J,
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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2004|05:03 pm]
haha.

oh daddy.

do not underestimate me.

I DID NOT CRUMBLE.




welcome back from hawaii, girls. :-*
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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2004|12:59 pm]
holler! i spent the past 2 days wit
r8cho, so..im chillin and happy.

+ yesterday was tight, thanks again to
joyce who took me for bloodtests and didnt
mind my non-makeup face! haha.
we went to joyces later that night..met
some interesting FOLK.

IM OUTTA CIGS! YUCK! I WANT SOME.

and idk if im going to bobby's tonight
cause sarah is tired....

ok im out.
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2004|11:46 pm]
everything is dead.

or changed.

um, i wanna have sex NOW.

im fucking horny, i need to get LAID.
seriously, its been like..almost a month.
maybe. no, not quit, 3 weeks? STILL.

tight, family guy is on, i want water,
wont go out to the cocina to get some.

yuch.
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